Hey, John. I think it's super neat that you want to pretend to be helpful with regard to the economy by suspending your campaign and coming back to Washington. But honestly, John, we've been really enjoying the city without you. It's so quiet. There's less bullshit to wade through on the slog to work. The roads around here are a lot safer without the Straight Talk Express constantly veering off course. And let's be honest, nobody misses that temper of yours. But I'll tell you what - the first time we find ourselves in need of someone who admittedly knows nothing about economics during this time of economic crisis, you'll be first on speed dial. Pinky swear.
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